captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-21 10:55 am

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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they're pretty lax about it. Just don't destroy any planets or try to disband the Federation.
batmanschmatman: (Laughing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-21 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see what I can do.

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Since I'm usually trying to stop that kind of thing happening, I don't think it'll be a huge problem.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really not kidding about the offer either. Kinda wish I was, but.. oh well.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the crew has waltzed through here enough times for me not to trust them explicitly.
batmanschmatman: (Rocking these aviators.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-22 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
They've all just left without saying anything?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Some of them. [Stupid Bones :C]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's the Barge. It happens. I'm just reluctant to go home sometimes.
batmanschmatman: (Studious.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-22 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I understand. Even when people say they're just going back for a few days, I'm kind of always worried they won't come back.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever have to leave again, I'll do it right and give you a proper send off, just in case.
batmanschmatman: (Sly.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-22 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. And even though I really don't think they'll need me back home for any emergencies in the near future, if I ever get the urge to head back for a couple days, I'll do the same.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Much appreciated. I'll refrain from making a Dick voodoo doll now.
batmanschmatman: (brb loling forever.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
How thoughtful of you.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Srs biznis time] I had a kid in this stupid breach. Not like, one of the Barge people in some twisted joke but a legit child.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And she didn't tell me--him about the kid because he wasn't good father material.

That could happen to me.
batmanschmatman: (Listening & none too pleased about it.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's ridiculous. I'm sure you'd be a great dad.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a bitter laugh] I'm too in love with Enterprise to ever settle on Earth and raise kids.
batmanschmatman: (I liked being a cop dammit.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you'd be a terrible excuse for a father.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You've met me, haven't you? I'm a ball of issues wrapped in problem paper.
batmanschmatman: (I'm a major dork.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you couldn't be a decent parent. I mean, for crying out loud, I was raised by Batman. Even he doesn't totally fail as a parent.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's a inspiring words. You don't completely fail at taking care of a child.
Edited 2011-05-23 01:03 (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Bitch plz.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying you're a child?

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