captain_jtkirk: (you eat your damn fruit flynn)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2012-06-26 12:39 pm

.072 - a hostile (not) takeover

[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]

Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.


[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]
gotgreenmagic: (how about no)

[personal profile] gotgreenmagic 2012-06-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...

So this is an incredibly well-reasoned decision that won't horribly backfire.

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trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Default)

[personal profile] trenchcoatedly 2012-06-26 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're controlling the ship?

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batmanschmatman: (You keep using that word.)

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[Flatly:] "I can't get up there again without Jack Harkness"?

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[personal profile] insolubleriddle 2012-06-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I volunteer for the position of second in command.

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imaythrowuponyou: (What's wrong with your FACE?)

[personal profile] imaythrowuponyou 2012-06-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell do you think you're doing?

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buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)

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[personal profile] buywithme 2012-06-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you're prepared for everyone to vividly overreact to this again, Comrade.

I seem to recall last time you gave us all champagne?

[HINT HINT]
Edited 2012-06-26 20:06 (UTC)

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inhistorybooks: (Terra Prime can kiss my ass.)

[personal profile] inhistorybooks 2012-06-26 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you doing?

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breakingmyheart: (sadness | green profile)

[personal profile] breakingmyheart 2012-06-26 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh look, Tosh, the Flashback Fairy came to give you your memories back.]

Is - is Jack with you?

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thestarspangledman: (cap: ...uh?)

[personal profile] thestarspangledman 2012-06-26 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Jim, what are you up to?

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timesbureaucrat: (socked in the jaw)

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[Narvin spends a few nanospans being shocked at this turn of events.]
timesbureaucrat: (i kill u)

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[Then shifts to fury.]

You reckless, idiotic, lunatic human! I did not sign on to be flown by some amateur. Do you even know the first thing about transdimensional travel? The Blinovich Limitation Effect? Paradox disruptions? Get out of there this instant.

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Threadjack ho~

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GOD STOP TYPOING

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creatingalegacy: (facepalm)

[personal profile] creatingalegacy 2012-06-26 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
When you're inevitably kicked out of the control room or whatever, I hope you get your cocky fuckin' ass handed to you by angry inmates and/or wardens.
twoheadsofcabbage: (Heel face turn.)

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[Scrad asks:]

Question: is this a threat to suicide crash us all into some planet's ocean-

[Charlie continues:]

Or are we talkin' vacation here?

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impure_tale: (try me)

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Again?

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19centconstable: (Oh pretty ladies.)

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Oh Captain. When I suggested someone with experience assist the Admiral in brushing up on his driving skills, this isn't the sort of thing I had in mind.

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deadliestviper: (i was YOUR woman.)

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[Excuse Beatrix for a moment as she laughs her ass off. Kudos to you, Jim, you've hijacked the ship and made her do the impossible.] What the fuck? I was expecting weird shit on this ship but not this kind of weird shit. Where are you taking us?

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truth_is_cold: (rhade - no rly?)

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What are you doing? Where are we going?

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buildindreemz: (turning to look)

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Way to encourage good behavior among the inmates, Jim.

At least tell me you didn't injure the Admiral.

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surfaceshine: (Soldier)

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[Have an exceptionally intensely interested hunter, Kirk.]

...Don't suppose you'd be interested in some backup? I've got a Masters in cover fire.

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i_like_your: (Speak - Up)

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Are you planning to relinquish control? If so, when?

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childhood_surgery: (Think)

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And how did you accomplish that?

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hourglass_twin: (Almost Smile)

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How did you manage that?

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[personal profile] notthatfondue 2012-06-27 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
And why, pray tell, do I have the feeling that this may not have been the... best idea?

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maxwells_demon: (Cocky > Not gonna take me alive.)

[personal profile] maxwells_demon 2012-06-27 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
You see all of the other people ganging up on you and saying what a terrible idea this is?

It probably is. Probably.

But it sounds like fun. Bring it on, cap'n.

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Didn't think it worked that way.

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ichoosefight: (funny meeting YOU here)

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Swimsuits?

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Beach trip?

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