.072 - a hostile (not) takeover

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]

Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.


[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]

Comments

[inhistorybooks]

Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, Captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Have a bottle of fine wine in your room Trip, and a bear claw.]

[inhistorybooks]

[What, no pecan pie. :C Trip is just going to contemplate marching up to the bridge and hitting you over the head with said bottle for a good five minutes or so before:]

[Private]

Where the hell are you taking us?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Risa.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Can't say I'm a fan.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Why not?

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Last time I was there, I got mugged and tied up in a basement.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

The chances of that happening a second time are really slim.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Still kinda wrecked the experience.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I bet T'Pol will make it up to you.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

I'm still never letting you near the engines again. [He is all kinds of disappointed with you. :|]

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I wouldn't have expected anything different.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Nice to know you respect me that much.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think you're an idiot.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Well, you still lied to me. I almost wish you just tried to break in instead of manipulating me.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I needed time.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

You're an asshole.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah.