.072 - a hostile (not) takeover

[captain_jtkirk]

[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]

Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.


[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]

Comments

2/2 three minutes later

[gotgreenmagic]

You took my schematics.

[captain_jtkirk]

Borrowed them, yes.

[gotgreenmagic]

Bite. Me. You broke into my safe and stole the plans I spent a freaking year on! You came into my room and -- specifically so you could steal from me afterwards!

[captain_jtkirk]

Would you have helped?

[gotgreenmagic]

Explain to me how that's even remotely relevant!

[captain_jtkirk]

It's a simple yes or no question.

[gotgreenmagic]

No, I wouldn't! Because the next time an actual psychopath overruns this place I figured it might have been useful to have a way to take back the bridge but ohhhhhh no, that's less important than the fact that you can't go home, a fact that places you in common with half the goddamn ship!

[captain_jtkirk]

How do you know that I can't leave?

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh, spare me. I've known since Regina graduated, you moron.

1/2

[captain_jtkirk]

[Sorry he just has nothing to say to that for a while.]

2/2

[captain_jtkirk]

[Maybe like, idk a half hour later. You're such a bitch sometimes, Shego]

You should've said something.

[gotgreenmagic]

[Yeah, a bitch who tried to save your life, think about that. :|]

Oh sure, like I was gonna light the fuse on what is happening right now. At least credit me with basic common sense, Kirk.

[captain_jtkirk]

[He will, but right now he's mad about the lying >|]

And maybe I would've taken it better from you instead of him.

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh, now this is my fault?

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm just saying you have no idea how I would've reacted.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, except for how you totally asked me about my plans the last time it hit the fan. Or how 'leap before doing literally anything else' is pretty much your entire personality!

[captain_jtkirk]

Bite me, you should've said something.

[gotgreenmagic]

Whether or not you'd found out three weeks ago or three days ago wouldn't have changed a goddamn thing. You will not pin this on me.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not. You still should have told me.

[gotgreenmagic]

What do you want from me? Fine, I'm sorry I didn't elect myself the bearer of the Admiral's bad news, but you would have used me and stolen from me whether I had or not.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I didn't actually come over with that specific intent.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

And I am supposed to believe that how?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I didn't.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

You just happened to realize that you enough time to break the safe in my apartment while I was showering. How stupid do you think I am?

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I shouldn't have gone behind your back but I couldn't just do nothing.