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[captain_jtkirk]

Shego. You're starting your new job tonight.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Interesting theory.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not a theory.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sure it's not.

So what's this theoretical job I don't think you can actually make me do?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Work in the pub for the week or I'm taking away your blowdryer.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You can have my hairdryer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, Jimmy.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Or you can work in the pub for seven days. Surprisingly, that won't kill you.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

When?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was going to head up there later, you can start then.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Fine. Is this going to serve any actual purpose or are you just too lazy to pour your own drinks?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I told you that you'd have to work. And you seemed really excited about alcohol the other night. So I thought you could look at it all night.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Drinking Masterland moonshine until I'm unconscious isn't what I'd describe as 'excitement', slick.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I believe your exact statement was, I'm going to keep on drinking and you can't stop me. So ha. And then you laughed yourself silly.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Aaaand the fact I can't even remember saying that should speak to my mental state at the time.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've never been more proud to be your Warden.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You still have to work in the pub.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I refer you back to my earlier statement of defeated compliance.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll come get you in an hour.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Great.

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[mightymorbid]

What do you think you're doing?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Wardening.

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[mightymorbid]

You had her in the kitchen.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

For a week.

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[mightymorbid]

So you just can't make up your mind.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm just giving her a taste of everything.