James T. Kirk

.009

Mon, 15 Jul 2013 19:32:43 GMT

You've got to be--

[s i g h he doesn't want an inmate right now, he wants to go home and hunt down Pike's killer, why didn't he do this earlier, this kid totally has a grudge against him too]

Arya? Let's talk.

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.008

Wed, 10 Jul 2013 02:12:20 GMT

Anyone want to get a drink?

[Private to Sulu + Shego ; separately]

Can I talk to you?

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.007 - a collection of text spams for aya

Mon, 01 Jul 2013 20:24:23 GMT

[Kirk promised Spock he'd look after Aya if ever disappeared, and Aya told him that she doesn't need to be checked in... cue Kirk ignoring that entirely.

In the interest of saving flists, I'll just be posting all the messages to Aya by day in this post]

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.006

Sun, 30 Jun 2013 18:45:49 GMT

Spock is no longer on the ship.

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.005

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:21:52 GMT

I'm not sure really, how many friends he might have had here but if you knew him, Derek Hale has left.

[Kirk thinks this has to be a record of how fast a person has been assigned an Inmate and then lost them but anyway.]

Who would I have to suck up to to get a look inside the engine room here? Totally innocent, I promise, I won't touch a thing. It's all for research.

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.004 - video

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:33:41 GMT

I don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.

[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]

And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.

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.003 - mass comminique here

Fri, 31 May 2013 00:54:25 GMT

Well that didn't take long.

Derek, let's talk.

( slew of privates in here: Vesper, Bond, Bruce Banner, Ivy, Spock, Prefect, Shego )

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.002 | video

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:36:52 GMT

[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]

Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's ~~killed~~ incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.

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.001 | video

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:57:37 GMT

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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.076 - in which kirk isn't good at personal goodbyes :c

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:31:46 GMT

I guess I was asleep for a month.

And now I'm leaving. Things changed and I don't even really understand it but it worked out that I can, so I'm taking it and no one should be at all surprised. And maybe start a prayer chain that I never have a reason to come back because three and a half years and three Inmates is enough.

So that's it. Goodbye, Barge.

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.075

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 18:02:53 GMT

By show of hands, how many people actually care if I keep mopping for another week?

[Private to the Admiral]

I'd like a word with you.

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.074 - text

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:19:02 GMT

I'm sorry.

I imagine that isn't good enough for a lot of you but that's all I've got. I'm already in a cell and I hear a mop calling my name.

So... there's that.

( Privates to Trip, Shego, McCoy and an Open Spam )

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.073

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 17:43:59 GMT

[Once again, Kirk's charming voice floods the entire Barge]

We're here. The planet's name is Risa. The year is 2260.

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't.

[ooc; As they disembark, everyone will be given a credit chip (like a credit card but smaller) and their room key. Kirk won't be leaving the Barge the same way, so it's doubtful anyone will see him. Here's a link back to the port page if anyone wants it. Port has officially begun, kiddos.]

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.072 - a hostile (not) takeover

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:04:54 GMT

[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]

Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.

[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]

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[spam for Shego]

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:00:11 GMT

[Kirk had reached that point where sitting in his room, and looking at the exact replica of his quarters on Enterprise was so irritating that he couldn't stand it anymore. Though wandering around the Barge didn't seem that appealing either, so he did the next best thing; go next door and bother Shego. He hadn't really noticed that she hadn't spoken to him for a few days, mostly because he was too wrapped up in being screwed over by the Admiral.

But anyway, here he is former Inmate, banging on your door.]

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.071

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:34:43 GMT

Well, Flynn's gone. And there's a flood on that makes you people act crazy like usual.

Any of you want a drink? Or a game of chess? Or both?

[Private to McCoy]

Bones, lie to me and say that you're making progress with the brat.

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.070

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 18:49:20 GMT

Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.

[Private to Flynn]

I want to talk to you.

[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]

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.069 - this is mostly towards one person but the WHOLE BARGE MUST KNOW

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:52:17 GMT

If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?

[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]

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.068

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:08:38 GMT

Seriously people, if you're going to use public areas, be consider of everyone else and actually clean up after yourself.

It's like living with a bunch of kids.

[ooc: The common rooms are actually probably pretty okay. But not according to this sudden neat freak who loves right angles and perfectly aligned things, you people just don't understand.]

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.067

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:48:44 GMT

Introductions seem to be in order. I'm Sam Kirk, here filling in for my brother for a bit.

I have to be honest, I'm not sure if Jim was a Warden or an Inmate. I could see both, really. Since it's Jim. [AND THAT SHOULD SAY IT ALL]

Anyway, it's nice to meet you all.

( Spam for Hego under here )

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.066

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 02:44:33 GMT

I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

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.065 - someone breached through his bday booyah

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:48:15 GMT

I'm actually curious, if you have had your birthday here or might have your birthday here and just haven't yet, would you count yourself as a year older when that day comes?

Or is this place so removed from your normal life and time that you don't think any time is actually passing even as you feel it dragging on you here?

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.064 - imagine a small blonde caterpiller on his face

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:53:39 GMT

That flood doesn't change anything about Mustache March. It's still happening. Keep growing, men and the brave and noble ladies who are more manly than some of the men here. You know who you are. And you should be ashamed.

[Spam for Angua]

[Kirk washed the clothes he'd borrowed from Angua before he brought them back to her. It seemed polite and he had laundry to do anyway and Aristotle needed a walk, so really, it was efficient and all that stuff. He wasn't in any way morbidly curious as to why they were a weird set of twins.

And that was a horrible lie. He'd probably end up staring at her for a while.

Jim tugged on Aristotle's leash, trying to get him to come back to his side as he knocked on Angua's door.]

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.063 - he's mature?

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:14:17 GMT

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

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lazy spam for merlin

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:30:00 GMT

[Kirk disliked hospitals and sickbays and infirmaries and anywhere where medical procedures were done, even when he had to be there because he was dying or close to dying or just needed stitches. When it was pretty much dead in there, and he was more or less forced to be around just in case, and maybe there wasn't much medical help he could do but there was a lot of stocking and counting that his genius level intellect could handle.

For about a half hour and then he got really bored of it. And there was just something about Merlin that said bother me all you want.]

"Merlin, do you know what chess is?"

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