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[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]

Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's ~~killed~~ incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

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Did you go see Ivy?

[ like he told you not to you moron ]

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[Doctors are rude]

What about it?

Do you remember anything I said to you?

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Captain? What has happened?

Someone's been in my quarters.

For what purpose?

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Guess it's an urban way of welcoming you on board.

Well it's annoying and creepy.

More creepy if they haven't left your room after breaking in.

[Wow what happened to you? Your body language is just all over the place, Jim.]

Who did you see?

I didn't have to see anything. I know what you're doing.

[James are you drunk.]

Not doing anything, just talking to you. What happened?

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You met Ivy. [Apparently getting pheromoned makes you okay in Bond's book.]

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[Is this like a club initiation or something.]

Yeah, so?

[Basically. Yes.]

She's clouding up your thoughts. Doubt anyone's been in your room.

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If I was following you around you wouldn't know it.

private > spock because i do what i want

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He is unharmed.

Not the same as being safe.

Did he deserve what he got?

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Well I've noticed so you can't be that good.

Or you're paranoid.

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Is he alright?

He is fine.

[If Barbara looks blatantly amused it's because she is.]

Not thinking with the right head, was he.

[What? Oh, metaphor.]

In a manner of speaking.

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Pretty sure I don't, actually.

Your stalker got a name?

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