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[captain_jtkirk]

[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]


Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's killed incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.

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[voice]

[logistical]

Astute of you.

[voice]

[captain_jtkirk]

What do you want from me, Spock? I'm not a pet project for you to study.

[voice; private]

[logistical]

You have been infected with a toxin. Sleep will cure it.

[voice; private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[He laughs, high and bitter]

You want me to sleep so you can do things to me.

[voice; private]

[logistical]

[He is going to nerve-pinch you again, jerk.]

It is logical to sleep when one needs rest.

[voice; private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Try it, asshole.]

I'm not tired.

-> spam

[logistical]

[Oh he will, because here he is, investigating in person.

Knock knock.]

spam

[captain_jtkirk]

[Nope. Not opening. Not happening. Go away]

[logistical]

Captain. Please open the door.

[captain_jtkirk]

What for?

[logistical]

So that we may confirm that no one intends you harm.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk isn't entirely convinced that Spock isn't a part of this, the conspiracy to... do something to him. He doesn't know what it is but it's something.

His self preservation instincts are also at an even lower low right now so he goes to answer the door.]

[logistical]

[Spock is as calm as ever when Jim answers the door. He does not move except to incline his head to the side slightly. Nothing that he thinks will threaten the Captain.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk flinches anyway and takes a hesitant step back.]

[logistical]

[Very carefully and slowly, he steps inside the room.

Almost gently:] Has anything been moved, sir?

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk retreats backwards, keeping a distance between them. He's paranoid but he hasn't got a single thought about attacking first.]

Yes.

[logistical]

Which objects in particular?

[He does not make any move to attack, not yet. He is quick, much quicker than Jim, and has no doubt he can do it any time he wishes.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Liar liar, pants on fire.

Kirk kind of gestures in the direction of his bed and the wall. Everything over there clearly has been touched.]

[logistical]

[When Jim turns his back on Spock, he gets nerve-pinched.

Honestly, Captain.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[And Kirk crumples like a ragdoll.

Don't you dare let him wake up on his floor.]

[logistical]

[Spock finds a lever or something. He's ingenious.

Anyway, Jim will wake up on his bed to find his first officer sitting quite calmly at the desk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Did you grope him too?

Kirk wakes up with a groan, rolling over onto his back for a few moments before he seems to realize that Spock is there and then he groans.]

New rule, you're not allowed to do that to me anymore.

[logistical]

How do you feel, sir?

[captain_jtkirk]

[Irritated with you. But that's normal.]

Fine.

[logistical]

Dr. Banner does not seem inclined to assist you.

[A little cold.]