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[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]

Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's ~~killed~~ incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.

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Nothing permanent. When he is... available again, this will be over.

Oh, good. He's boring paranoid.

What happened?

It appears Poison Ivy influenced him temporarily.

Influenced how?

A toxin that resulted in paranoid tendencies.

Have you figured out whether it was justified?

Insufficient data.

I'll reserve judgment, then.

[YOU'RE WELCOME, KIRK.]

[Momentary almost-surprise.]

Thank you.

[It's not for you! Only it totally is.]

Why are you thanking me for being logical?

I apologise. I will refrain from doing so in future.

[A shrug. Maybe a hint of a smile.]

You can thank me for doing something that takes a great deal of effort, if you want.

Are you willing to provide a list of such activities?

[Welcome to teasing.]

[It's a good place to be.]

All right. Not passing judgment is at the top.

[This is not mild surprise.]

Followed by?

Not carrying out judgment myself.

Perhaps I should request a list of individuals instead.

[That she's judged and found wanting. He's almost wry.]

Perhaps you should.

Another time. He is waking up.

Good luck with him.

[A beat.]

If you need help.

I shall request it. Thank you.

Well handled, Commander.

[Feed cut.]

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