captain_jtkirk | .002

Entry tags:

captain paranoid,
green people are fun,
i didn't learn my lesson,
never trust a vulcan,
questionable ability to keep self alive

.002 | video

[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]

Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's ~~killed~~ incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

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