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[captain_jtkirk]

[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]


Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?

[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's killed incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]

The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.

Comments

[Private]

[logistical]

Without knowing the exact circumstances, it is difficult to say. [A beat.] I am inclined to answer in the negative.

[Private]

[deshabille]

I would like to know for sure, should you figure it out.

[But she trusts his instincts - to a point.]

He's been highly disrespectful. If he's been more than, he did deserve retribution.

[Private]

[logistical]

I am well aware. [Damage control, it is hard.] You will be amongst the first to know.

[Private]

[deshabille]

You trust me with that information?

[Private]

[logistical]

It will be facts.

[Yes, he does.]

[Private]

[deshabille]

Despite the fact that I may think she was right.

[Private]

[logistical]

All sentient beings have a right to self-defence.

[Private]

[deshabille]

. . . Good man.

[Private]

[logistical]

I am Vulcan.

[Private]

[deshabille]

Sorry. Force of habit.

What I meant was thank you.

[Private]

[logistical]

It is understandable. You are welcome.

[Private]

[deshabille]

No, it's not. It won't happen again.

[Private]

[logistical]

[A brief look of surprise, before he nods, grateful. And cuts the feed.]

[Private]

[deshabille]

[Um, so after that edit. Video, so that he can see he's made her smile.]

"Unavailable."

[Private]

[logistical]

[Video too, so she can see he's doing the same. As much as Vulcans can be said to smile, anyway.]

Unavailable.

[Private]

[deshabille]

[Omg not. Laughing. It's so difficult.]

What have you done to him?

[Private]

[logistical]

Nothing permanent. When he is... available again, this will be over.

[Private]

[deshabille]

Oh, good. He's boring paranoid.

What happened?

[Private]

[logistical]

It appears Poison Ivy influenced him temporarily.

[Private]

[deshabille]

Influenced how?

[Private]

[logistical]

A toxin that resulted in paranoid tendencies.

[Private]

[deshabille]

Have you figured out whether it was justified?

[Private]

[logistical]

Insufficient data.

[Private]

[deshabille]

I'll reserve judgment, then.

[YOU'RE WELCOME, KIRK.]

[Private]

[logistical]

[Momentary almost-surprise.]

Thank you.