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[captain_jtkirk]

Greetings citizens!

My traveling companions and I are new to your fair city, and we are in need of a place to stay. We have coin to pay, I promise.

We need two rooms, and then perhaps a pile of rags for one of my friends. He's a chipmunk. But! I assure you that he is very well behaved. You will probably never know he's there.


[ooc; Ros, if you have anything to add/change, lemme know c: And for anyone's reference, port!Kirk is like, a megaderp.]

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[inhistorybooks]

James, you should have sent word you'd be coming to town sooner. [But someone is excited to see you anyway. C:]

you don't look excited :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Trip!

This is your home?

That's because Connor Trinneer is in nothing medieval looking except this seven minutes of an ep :|

[inhistorybooks]

Yes. You didn't know?

Fair enough :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

T'Pol didn't tell me!

[batmanschmatman]

There are plenty of inns that would be happy to have you, I'm sure.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Can you recommend the best?

[batmanschmatman]

The Three Compasses has good breakfasts.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We love breakfast!

Thank you sir!

[darknessb4me]

Ah, a fellow visitor! From where are you coming, young traveler?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

A far off land, sir. [What if you work for his uncle, the throne usurper :c]

[darknessb4me]

Generic.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You've probably never heard of it.

[Spam]

[with_discipline]

[Someone overheard that post, mister.]

You are aware that Charles lives here, James. [Please be aware. :|]

[Spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Charles lives here?

[Spam]

[with_discipline]

Did I not mention that I was traveling home?

[Spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... you're an elf?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Do you want to buy some mermaid scales?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I know what you do with mermaid scales?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Magic, obviously. And jewelry for the ladies.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She might be mute and illiterate but goshdarnit she can draw a map.]



[Also the Three Compasses probs won't want your chipmunk bro.]

i'm forcing you into a spam here too :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[When presented with a map, James has no choice but to follow it. Even if he has no idea who it came from or who the girl in the picture is. Perhaps she's an evil witch or she's inviting them over for tea and James loves tea!

So he goes straight over to the house indicated and knocks.]

yaaay

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Sherene comes to the door a moment later, giving him a broad smile and a curtsey as she steps back to beckon him inside. She'd say hi but, you know, she can't.]

Spam - why no you do not have a choice

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

[Merlin's just kind of wandering around the market looking for a likely-looking rope to free Olive with. It's weird, this place - not Camelot, but not a thousand miles away from it either. If not for the bizarre behaviour of the local fauna it could be a neighbouring kingdom.

Which is a thought that disappears from his mind when he sees Arthur at the other side of the square and immediately starts nudging his way in that direction.]

Arthur-!

Spam - i hate choices anyway C:

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[James... doesn't know anybody named Arthur, perhaps a little strange after all of the aimless wandering and shenanigans that he gets himself into, but that's a story for another day. Today's story focuses on how when he hears Merlin start to shout... he begins to look around too, like he can magically find this Arthur person, just by looking and by way of it, help this person find his friend too!

Too bad he can't do that, or there's just no one Athur-esque near him.]

Spam

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

[From the way 'Arthur' doesn't automatically turn at the sound of his name like some kind of attention-seeking prat missile, Merlin is forced to (reluctantly) conclude that this is one of those identical-twin things.

Or Arthur with amnesia.

That isn't completely unfeasible. Normal day in Camelot, almost.]

Excuse me! [Yeah he's very clearly talking to James now.] Sorry to bother - what's your name, please?