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[captain_jtkirk]

Greetings citizens!

My traveling companions and I are new to your fair city, and we are in need of a place to stay. We have coin to pay, I promise.

We need two rooms, and then perhaps a pile of rags for one of my friends. He's a chipmunk. But! I assure you that he is very well behaved. You will probably never know he's there.


[ooc; Ros, if you have anything to add/change, lemme know c: And for anyone's reference, port!Kirk is like, a megaderp.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Have a confused frown for that. "Just passing through, I think. Perhaps attending a wedding tomorrow."

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

'Confused frown' is a look he's so familiar with getting from Arthur that it's sort of comforting. He smiles. "A wedding! That's great." Then he pulls a face. "Is it 'perhaps' on whether it's happening, or whether you're going to go?"

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Well, I have to go actually. I'm wary of the groom's family. There's... a lot of them." What if they find out who he is?

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Merlin is not un-pulling this face. "And you're...worried you might make a fool of yourself?"

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"... yes. That's it exactly." Or at least the lie sounds excellent now.

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

He sounds exactly the same as Arthur does when he's saying something that's patently untrue, too. It's uncanny. But Merlin doesn't push it.

"Try picturing everyone in their underclothes if you're nervous. I've heard that helps."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"... why on earth would I do that?" That's horrifying gross, you bad man.

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

"I...I don't know. It's just something I've heard. Probably from people who are...bad, and...wrong? Don't do that. I take it back."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

James is staring at him for a few moments. He can't seem to decide whether this man is just silly or a minion of his uncle's. "Right... well, Merlin. You should perhaps find better people to talk to."

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Way to break his heart, not!Arthur. But he's not going to argue the toss; he just steps back, hands in his pockets. "All right. I'm sorry to have bothered you, James."

And now he's going to stalk you from a distance to make sure you don't get hurt, because that is how Merlin rolls.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry!" James rolls his eyes at himself. He always says stupid things. He didn't mean leave him alone, honest. "Merlin. I just meant that maybe you shouldn't be talking to be people who suggest you think about other people... like that. You just need better friends, that's all."