.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

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[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[I'd take a beating to a shocking. :C]

Yes, sir. [Half-assed as usual.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Make up a guest room, I think we're going to have new friends this weekend. [Ready the cellsssss]

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[He's been here long enough to know what that means.] Just one, sir?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps two.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[Twice the work, oh goody.]

I'll get right on it.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WORK OR ELSE YOU CAN BE SIRIUS'S TEST SUBJECT]

Good boy.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[NO, NO, I'LL BE GOOD, I'LL BE GOOD.]

[slinks off to get the work done before the master punishes him for slacking off.]