.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[I SELL PEOPLE NOW DICK ISN'T THAT COOL] One of the colonies. War came down, and I took off.

I haven't heard of Tamaran.

[batmanschmatman]

[NO, NO IT ISN'T. ALSO, IT'S QUASI IRONIC THAT I'M USING TAMARAN AS MY PLANET OF ORIGIN AND YOU'RE A SLAVER SOB.]

It's kind of a backwater.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Where's an Orion :|]

Aren't they all?

[batmanschmatman]

[idk are Shego and Elphaba still green?]

I guess so.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[idk probably, I want them :c]

What's your name, Tamaranian?

[batmanschmatman]

Dick Grayson. You?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

James Kirk.

[batmanschmatman]

Nice to meet you. Got any recommendations on what to look out for, around here?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't buy anything from someone who won't haggle. It's all crap anyway, and way overpriced.

[batmanschmatman]

I've been traveling long enough to know that's true most places.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then you'll be fine. [He might want to steal you. He can't tell yet.] What're your hobbies?

[batmanschmatman]

[Bring it, bro.] What makes you ask?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Just trying to get to know our guests.

lol dem keywords :|

[batmanschmatman]

What do you do here, Mr. Kirk?

it's true though :C

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm a merchant.

what a creeper

[batmanschmatman]

Of?

what part of slimy slave trader don't you get :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Things people need.

jim why you do dis :c

[batmanschmatman]

Pretty wide range, there.

i need to pay for college :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

People need lots of things.

you couldn't have taken up bartending :c

[batmanschmatman]

You must get a lot of traffic around here.

i have a lot of debts :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It is a big station.

excuses :c

[batmanschmatman]

I've noticed.

fine I like beating on people

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Need a tour?

we are having a serious talk about this when we get home :|

[batmanschmatman]

Thanks, but I think I'm all set. I'm looking for someone.

you're not Bones :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Maybe I've seen them?