captain_jtkirk | .039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

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.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

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I like my circles. I get to talk to people like you.

I'm not in your circles, Jimmy. This conversation counts as me slumming it.

Don't kid yourself.

Oh, I'm sorry, which one of us has a long-term contract with one of the most powerful men in the sector?

You're his lapdog. Fetch, you pretty little poodle.

I'm his bodyguard. But I'm not surprised you can't tell what somebody doing a halfway useful job even looks like.

Looks like you're talking to me instead of guarding him like a good little dog.

I'm off shift. By the same token, aren't you supposed to be busy scraping diseased drunks off of barstools somewhere?

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How can you be off shift from guard duty? What if he needs help wiping his ass?

There's someone looking for you by the way.

I'm not his only bodyguard, moron.

Oh? Did you catch a name, maybe a reason why?

Kelis. I imagine he doesn't want to woo and wed you.

You imagine. Don't suppose you caught a hint of what the bounty is this time?

[This is the only reason why men ever want space Shego. Sigh. To be hot and terrifyingly unapproachable.]

[Kirk wants to sell her. That's totally different!] Nowhere near as much as I'll get when I sell you to those traders.

That's cute. You still think you'll get the chance.

I know I will. You have to sleep sometime.

And while I'm doing that, I could still kill you.

You can't. Or else you would've done it already.

You haven't given me a reason to waste the three minutes it'd take to take you out, Tiberius.

Some people would say that's more than enough reason.

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