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[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

No apology needed.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for giving you a date rape drug regardless.

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't.

In retrospect, it wasn't the brightest move on my part.

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[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm not really holding any hard feelings, but...Scarlet Witch to Captain, come in Captain. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Barge? [He has no excuses]

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[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...dammit...you didn't really do anything anyway.

Take me to the CES sometime and let me know the guy you actually are, and we'll call it even?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade! It's good to see you back in your normal shirt!

[...Because that was my genuine reaction to your icon (omg so colourful <3), and Prefect SHARED THE HAPPINESS.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[GOLD IS HIS COLOR TRUFAX]

Thanks, Prefect. I'll try to wear it more often for you.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you Comrade, that is very considerate of you.

[BEAUTIFUL SHINING GOLD]

So, you enjoyed the port? What were you doing for it?

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[batmanschmatman]

Sorry I had to knock you out to do it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My head still hurts.

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[batmanschmatman]

You need anything?

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[truth_is_cold]

I will consider it a point in my favor if a flood ever makes me entirely out of sorts.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And why's that?

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[truth_is_cold]

Considering the effects have ranged from me kicking someone in the head to writing a love letter to that same individual, it's hard to gauge what this ship will make someone do.

[goodgrasshopper]

You weren't exactly yourself--and neither was I. I'm not usually quite that trusting. And as long as you don't try to put a shock collar or something like that on me while we're on the Barge, I think we're square.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I promise to ask before I put a collar on any girl from here until I die. If she wants it, she wants it and I am not one to say no.

[goodgrasshopper]

[grin] Well, if she wants it, that's a completely different story. Consenting adults can do what they want.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

It wasn't too bad, was it? I didn't know the extent of your transgressions, to be honest.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, slavery was wrong in every definition. And so is kidnapping.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Guess those are the ones I didn't know about.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What momentous occasion? Did something happen?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There was some kind of mind altering world and we didn't have sex. [Duh, Shego. DUH]

Dated to Friday sometime, idk

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk stared at T'Pol's door for a solid five minutes before he turned away to leave. He got to the end of the hallway before he turned around and went back again. He almost got to knocking when he decided this was a stupid idea. Two more trips down the hall and back and he was finally in front of the door and his fist was colliding with it before he could talk himself out of it again.]

"T'Pol? It's Jim."

[with_discipline]

[Doors on space ships are pretty good about blocking out indecisiveness, so T'Pol heard nothing while she was busy feeding Khoteth. The knock brought her to the door, though, and the door slid back to reveal one eyebrow arched curiously.]

Come in. [Which means what's up in Vulcan.]