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[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

No apology needed.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for giving you a date rape drug regardless.

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't.

In retrospect, it wasn't the brightest move on my part.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well yeah. Rule number one of space travel is get your own drinks.

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that. It wasn't exactly a problem during my space flight.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Most everyone you meet in a station is a creep.

What was your ship's name?

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[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm not really holding any hard feelings, but...Scarlet Witch to Captain, come in Captain. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Icarus. [Pause.] II.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What happened to the first?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Barge? [He has no excuses]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade! It's good to see you back in your normal shirt!

[...Because that was my genuine reaction to your icon (omg so colourful <3), and Prefect SHARED THE HAPPINESS.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[GOLD IS HIS COLOR TRUFAX]

Thanks, Prefect. I'll try to wear it more often for you.

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

The crew died. So we were sent instead.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you Comrade, that is very considerate of you.

[BEAUTIFUL SHINING GOLD]

So, you enjoyed the port? What were you doing for it?

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[batmanschmatman]

Sorry I had to knock you out to do it.

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[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...dammit...you didn't really do anything anyway.

Take me to the CES sometime and let me know the guy you actually are, and we'll call it even?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Did you succeed?

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[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, yes.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. When are you free?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping and selling people. [I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BARGE SISTER HOW COOL IS THAT]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My head still hurts.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[...PREFECT IS INTRIGUED BY THIS BUSINESS MODEL.]

Was that legal there?

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[batmanschmatman]

You need anything?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think so? I never checked.

It's morally wrong in any case.