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[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[GOLD IS HIS COLOR TRUFAX]

Thanks, Prefect. I'll try to wear it more often for you.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you Comrade, that is very considerate of you.

[BEAUTIFUL SHINING GOLD]

So, you enjoyed the port? What were you doing for it?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping and selling people. [I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BARGE SISTER HOW COOL IS THAT]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[...PREFECT IS INTRIGUED BY THIS BUSINESS MODEL.]

Was that legal there?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think so? I never checked.

It's morally wrong in any case.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh, right! Yes, Comrade. Because of the kidnapping.

[Pause.]

So who did you kidnap and sell? Anyone from the Barge?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And the selling. People aren't property. And yeah, I did sell a few people from the Barge. I only know Capa really though.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I know that, Comrade. I have graduated.

[But. Sometimes it's nice to get a tiny bit of bonus wardening anyway, so he appreciates you saying it.]

Well Comrade... the fact that you were selling members of the Barge aside, I hope that you made a good living off it.

Enough to eventually go into a less evil line of business perhaps.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not really a business man, Prefect. I'll leave that to you. I'd rather be a soldier.