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[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

Comments

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Break faces on your own then instead of trailing after megalomaniacs.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Is that your Wardenly advice?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My wardenly advice is to not break any faces but if you must, then don't do it because someone else told you to do it.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that kind of make me more evil?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You can't really treat being a mindless drone.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

'Mindless drone'? That's your opinion of anybody who takes orders.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between taking orders and doing something you're told because it's easier even though you know it's wrong.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You seem to be circling the idea that if I'd been left to my own devices, I'd be a good guy.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

While I do hope and dream of that, I also think that being some idiot's lacky is insulting to you.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Obviously you've never worked for an idiot. I actually enjoyed it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I work for the Admiral. [And it sucks.]

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Please, the Admiral's not an idiot. He's just a faceless, creepy sadist. Go take over the ship again if it bugs you so bad.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't think I will. Didn't you idiots take the Barge to someplace that exploded a couple days later?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That was all Han. I didn't touch the helm at all.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So you could take it over but then you'd need someone else to pilot it. And I am way out of your price range.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were interested.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, weirdly enough this is our first conversation about my level of interest in commandeering the Barge.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well as much as it would be to be the first Warden/Inmate duo to commandeer something together, I'm not hiring you for anything.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That's because you're not taking over the Barge. Then you'd have to realize it still sucks here even when you're not being pushed around by the Admiral.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I always forget that you weren't even here for it.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I seem to recall that you were still sweeping floors or whatever it was you were doing to make up for it when we got assigned.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Ah, the memories. We've almost been together for two years.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Gonna get me something nice for our anniversary, sweetie?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You bet. You wanna get me your graduation?