.040 - video

[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

Comments

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So you could take it over but then you'd need someone else to pilot it. And I am way out of your price range.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were interested.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, weirdly enough this is our first conversation about my level of interest in commandeering the Barge.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well as much as it would be to be the first Warden/Inmate duo to commandeer something together, I'm not hiring you for anything.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That's because you're not taking over the Barge. Then you'd have to realize it still sucks here even when you're not being pushed around by the Admiral.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I always forget that you weren't even here for it.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I seem to recall that you were still sweeping floors or whatever it was you were doing to make up for it when we got assigned.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Ah, the memories. We've almost been together for two years.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Gonna get me something nice for our anniversary, sweetie?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You bet. You wanna get me your graduation?

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, not so much.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Mean.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm terrible.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm going to trade you in for a better model someday.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Unlikely. You're sticking with the Enterprise even though you hate half the crew now, I don't see you getting rid of me either.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I only strongly dislike the senior staff. The rest of them are alright.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure my point still stands.