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[captain_jtkirk]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

An ice pack and a neck massage?

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[batmanschmatman]

I think I can manage the ice pack.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[What kind of friend are you :|] Alright I accept your terms.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Fine, maybe, you are such a baby. :\] Still in the infirmary?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Bones never left me there :|] Nope.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Dammit Jim, I'm Dick Grayson, not Leonard McCoy. :C] Don't blame you. Your room?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[YOU SOUND LIKE HIM] Yeah.

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[batmanschmatman]

[I'M NOT GEORGIAN :C] Be there in five minutes?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bring me my dog back too, if you don't mind.

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[batmanschmatman]

I think that can be arranged. I think someone missed you.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I missed him too.

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[batmanschmatman]

[And Dick and Aristotle will be heading right over to see you. Open the doorrrr.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[It's open! It's being opened! Kirk is being jumped on by an overexcited dog.] "Hey boy. Did you have fun with Uncle Dick?"

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[batmanschmatman]

"We had a good time, but I think someone's just happy to be home."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[It was probably a good thing Kirk loved that dog as much as Aristotle apparently loved him. He rubbed Aristotle's ears before ushering him into the room. The dog thanked him by promptly finding a sock to rip apart.] "Thanks again. I appreciate you taking him."

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[batmanschmatman]

[Socks will make you sick, buddy. :c] "No problem. I'm always happy to pet sit."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[At least it isn't his boots. That was a terrible habit to break.] "Don't try to break in the door, by the way. You'll get a nasty shock."

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[batmanschmatman]

[One can only imagine. :| And that comment is getting a raised eyebrow and a look back at the door.] "Who rigged that up for you?"

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Trip Tucker. He's an engineer from my home world. I hired him like I hired you." [Meaning he won't go, the jerk.]

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[batmanschmatman]

"Wouldn't that get kind of confusing? What with the different timelines and stuff."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"The timeline's already fucked to hell. It really can't get any worse."

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[batmanschmatman]

"Sounds familiar." [And he is tossing you your icepack. Underhand. Because lol he does not need to concuss you any more than he already has.] "How's your head?"

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Jim caught the ice pack easily and head it up to the injured side.] "I got a good bump but I'm not likely to die." [He has a burn from your glorified taser too, thanks :|]

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[batmanschmatman]

[He grimaced slightly in sympathy.] "Sorry."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Jim shrugged a little. It really only sucked because he was still roughed up from his fight with Cooper last week.] "It's better than being left there."