captain_jtkirk | .040

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Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

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You're so only offering this now because the Doctor told you already.

Jim. Please drop this conversation.

Sorry, what was that about the Doctor?

....

Jim, please drop this conversation.

You're right, that doesn't work. But I'll go ask him if you'd prefer.

You're such a pain in the -

[SIGH.]

Prefect's creepy twin hired Space Me to get Space Arthas as far away as possible from the station, presumably on the assumption that neither of us would ever make it back to the Barge.

And this wasn't something I needed to be told earlier? [He would sob and sob if you disappeared :c]

Obviously didn't work, Profit's warden knows about it, so....no, not really.

I'd like to know about every time someone plots to get rid of you forever.

This still wouldn't count, the plot was to get rid of Arthas. It just happened to be me.

[Does this actually make her more angry than she'd be about someone planning to get rid of her specifically? Yes. Is this clear from her tone? Yes.]

But whatever, next time you'll be the first to know.

Whether it was intended or not, someone almost got rid of you. And I'm not okay with that.

Oh please, he didn't even approach getting rid of me. We were like an hour or two out of port when the thing ended and we still wound up back on the Barge - I don't think any distance would've been far enough. This is why I didn't want to tell you. I knew you were going to overreact to nothing.

People have escaped before. And they disappear all the time.

What. Who has escaped before? Permanently?

Right so I don't want to crash the barge on a world where you've spent two years as an underling to an evil dictator. And Shinzon managed to fly off once too. [Though he came back, stupid bald man :c]

Edited 2011-06-23 20:45 (UTC)

'Once'? So we're still hitting a zero on successful escapes.

It's irrelevant anyway. His warden knows, it's being dealt with, I don't know what you can contribute to this situation.

I could shower you with hugs and an inappropriate amount of co-dependence.

You do that all the time anyway.

So you had nothing to lose.

Forgive me for trying to avoid an instance of it just this once.

What was going on with you, anyway? Sell anybody?

Not really. I just drugged and kidnapped them with the intention of selling them.

You sound like kind of a terrible slave trader.

I kind of was a terrible slave trader.

I guess that's better than having the memories of being a competent one?

The last five years of Space Shego's life mostly involved trailing around Space Arthas and making sure he was heading in the right direction. It's actually one of the better alternate histories I've had to deal with.

That sounds like everything you did for Drakken.

I never spent hours hanging around outside an alien brothel waiting for Drakken but sure, there were similarities. I think it's the familiarity that's making it tolerable.