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... Seriously, Jim?

I can't really explain it, Dick.

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Oh no, maulings are terrible! I saw a lion tameress eaten once.

[This really made him laugh :c]

Different kind of cougar.

[Perhaps slightly more subtle because Rhade doesn't know certain words.]

"Cougared?"

You know. Hot older woman. Hot younger man. Doing things.

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Slaps on some green paint...

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unf unf unf

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SHEGO'S NEW STEP-MOTHER

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You have Kirk's permission to beat her

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Knowing Atia, she probably would do - whip and all...

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It's nothing she doesn't deserve

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The animal flood has passed.

[She has no idea what cougared is. :|a]

You need to take a course in Earth slang.

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That's something new?

... point.

"Cougared"?

Get it on with a beautiful older woman like yourself. [Yeah he's still trying :c]

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Define "co

[Then he reads all the threads above this one.]

That's gross. ~~Users are gross.~~

Says the person who was tied up when I woke up in their bed.

Text. RINZLER IS TWELVE. WHAT IS THIS. D:

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Text. YOU CAN BE A PERV AT 12. KIRK WAS

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Text. RINZLER IS SO FAR OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF NOT-PERV I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A METAPHOR.

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Text. RINZLER YOUR LIFE IS LAME

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Text. NO IT'S NOT. D:

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Text. IT KINDA IS

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Text. WELL YOUR FACE IS LAME.

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Text. YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Text. NO :|

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Text. Mean :C

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Text. You people hurt his brain; you deserve it. :c

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Text. You're the crazy one here.

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Text. No I'm not. :c I'm the only sane one left.

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Text. No you sound insane :|

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[No words. Just laughter.]

[YOU GET A WINK BACK BABY]

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"Cougared"? Explain yourself!

I want to get it on with one of the newly older women.

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Good to know some perspective is learned from all this. [He tries to sound disapproving, and fails.]

[That's because he wants to be cougared too!] And who says that personal growth has to be limited to the Inmates, right?

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'Cougar' is not a verb.

You would know.

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That's disgusting. I can't believe you told everyone that.

You'll understand when you're older. [Condescending, ahoy!]

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From this post, I have determined the meaning of "cougared". Do you intent to marry this older woman?

[Marriage no ew :|]

I guess that depends on a lot of things.

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Text. STRIKES SO READABLE.