captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]
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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, lions aren't any kind of cougar at all. And in fact, it was a tiger that ate the tameress.
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I meant I'm not looking to be eaten by a feline. I'm looking to get laid.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

...With a cat?!?!?

I think you need to get right with Jesus, sir.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, he just died of laughter.]

It's better than farm animals.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
None of that is any kind of good at all!!!

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Lucky for us all, I'm just looking for some good kinky fun with a nice older woman tonight. Do you know anyone like that?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I...don't believe the saloon employs any...entertainers like that. But I suppose I could be incorrect; I did just learn that there is a swimming pool...

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You don't really get out much, do you?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
... we should really spend some time together.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Alright.

...I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of sorts right now due to Mr. Spinola's condition.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anything I can help you with?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. At least, I don't think so. It's one of those comas, you see, so there's really nothing to be done but wait.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, If you need something to do while waiting, I'm remarkably entertaining sometimes.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Have you ever been on the stage? I've just learned that Miss Persson has been.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not formally. I could... try. [Let's just play cards like men :C]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I was just wondering. People can surprise you at times. Our Inspector back home knows all the words to Shakespeare. Even the ones I suspect Shakepeare made up...

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I can quote Shakespeare at you. Or play poker. Or chess.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's quite alright. And I'm not really one for chess. We could certainly play cards, though, if you'd like. Or checkers.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't played checkers in years.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The lads and I play them all the time at the station.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna play some checkers then?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
It might be nice to get my mind off of Mr. Spinola's comati-...zation.

Would that be irresponsible of me, though?
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