captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
... Seriously, Jim?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, maulings are terrible! I saw a lion tameress eaten once.
truth_is_cold: (rhade - what is this shit?)

[personal profile] truth_is_cold 2011-08-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps slightly more subtle because Rhade doesn't know certain words.]

"Cougared?"

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I can't really explain it, Dick.
batmanschmatman: (What?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Did you mean to make this public?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
You know. Hot older woman. Hot younger man. Doing things.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[This really made him laugh :c]

Different kind of cougar.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Can't go fishing if you don't dangle any bait around.
truth_is_cold: (rhade - perk?)

[personal profile] truth_is_cold 2011-08-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
My vocabulary has been expanded today.

...And I'm inclined to agree.

[Don't you hate when the robots are also perverts, Jim? Isn't it wrong?]
batmanschmatman: (Teasing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that's going up there with "sex is a doorway" on the list of Metaphors We Are Never Using Again. [He's seriously amused though. >.>]
Edited 2011-08-12 01:21 (UTC)

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I am nowhere near that bad.
batmanschmatman: (Please.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're also sober.

To the best of my knowledge.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing I didn't turn old too or else this would never work out.

[No way, all robots should be perverts.]
Edited 2011-08-12 01:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, lions aren't any kind of cougar at all. And in fact, it was a tiger that ate the tameress.
Edited 2011-08-12 01:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like you should support this sign of my maturity.
batmanschmatman: (W: Rain and fire crossed that ocean.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I meant I'm not looking to be eaten by a feline. I'm looking to get laid.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I bet I could find a younger model for you if you want.
batmanschmatman: (Aw shucks.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm good, thanks.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It falls off, you know. If you don't use it. Bones had the same problem.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Pardon?
batmanschmatman: (Pardon?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? [ALOT NO WANT KNOW ABOUT McCOY'S SEX LIFE.]

[identity profile] veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Things, indeed...

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
When's the last time you had sex?
batmanschmatman: (Conversational.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's an incredibly slight delay.] A while ago, if you must know. Are we really having this conversation?
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