captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Can't go fishing if you don't dangle any bait around.
batmanschmatman: (Teasing.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that's going up there with "sex is a doorway" on the list of Metaphors We Are Never Using Again. [He's seriously amused though. >.>]
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I am nowhere near that bad.
batmanschmatman: (Please.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're also sober.

To the best of my knowledge.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like you should support this sign of my maturity.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I bet I could find a younger model for you if you want.
batmanschmatman: (Aw shucks.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm good, thanks.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It falls off, you know. If you don't use it. Bones had the same problem.
batmanschmatman: (Pardon?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? [ALOT NO WANT KNOW ABOUT McCOY'S SEX LIFE.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
When's the last time you had sex?
batmanschmatman: (Conversational.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's an incredibly slight delay.] A while ago, if you must know. Are we really having this conversation?
batmanschmatman: (Oh fuck you.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

[Private]

Jim. Seriously?
batmanschmatman: (Should I be concerned?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
No. I'm just not really into the casual sex scene.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Neither is Bones. I can respect that.

But it is a proven form of stress release and you seem tightly wound lately.

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batmanschmatman: (Pout.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be less grumpy and more embarrassed if you were normal.
peektuttut: (Old; What the fuck is my life)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-08-12 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing I'm grumpy.
batmanschmatman: (Sheepish.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm going to start running now.
peektuttut: (Old; Not impressed.)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2011-08-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Smart move.
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I thought so.
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