captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm
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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I bet I could find a younger model for you if you want.
batmanschmatman: (Aw shucks.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm good, thanks.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It falls off, you know. If you don't use it. Bones had the same problem.
batmanschmatman: (Pardon?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? [ALOT NO WANT KNOW ABOUT McCOY'S SEX LIFE.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
When's the last time you had sex?
batmanschmatman: (Conversational.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's an incredibly slight delay.] A while ago, if you must know. Are we really having this conversation?
batmanschmatman: (Oh fuck you.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

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Jim. Seriously?
batmanschmatman: (Should I be concerned?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
No. I'm just not really into the casual sex scene.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Neither is Bones. I can respect that.

But it is a proven form of stress release and you seem tightly wound lately.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
The girl you're still in love with.
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[And he will be clinging to this subject change, plz k thx.]

She was the first Batgirl. I've had a crush on her since I was a kid, but it was pretty one sided for a long time. She was shot by the Joker, paralyzed from the waist down and now works as Oracle. She's sort of like a 411/information broker for heroes. We started dating a while ago, she broke up with me, my life fell apart, and after I kind of got it a little on track, I proposed, she accepted, the universe almost ended, I almost died, and we broke it off.

[It's sort of dismissive, and maybe a little rushed through, but it's the truth.]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Kirk doesn't even know they're changing the subject D:]

Was it mutual?
batmanschmatman: (I liked being a cop dammit.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
More or less. It was her idea, but. [Shrug.]

It was probably for the best.
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not really if you're still hung up on her a year later.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I can figure that out for myself.

It still isn't healthy.
batmanschmatman: (Profile.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-08-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, I'm fine. I appreciate the concern, but I'm pretty sure lack of sex never killed anyone.

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