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[captain_jtkirk]

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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[batmanschmatman]

Uh-huh. [/does not believe you.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You really do turn into a cantankerous, mean, hypocritical, and vengeful man if you swear off women. And that would be the end of the Dick I know and love. So I can't let that happen to you.

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[batmanschmatman]

Is that what happened to McCoy?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well. It's probable that he came out hating the world and instinctively me, but the divorce really made it worse.

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[batmanschmatman]

I'm not going to turn into him.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I figured that part out when you haven't gone to medical school and he's too much of a crank old drunk to go fight crime in a cape at night. It's still a relevant example.

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[batmanschmatman]

I don't have a cape.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll believe that when I see it.

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[batmanschmatman]

I'm not parading around the ship in uniform, Jim.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You see mine every day.

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[batmanschmatman]

That's different.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Not really.