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[captain_jtkirk]

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know. Hot older woman. Hot younger man. Doing things.

[truth_is_cold]

My vocabulary has been expanded today.

...And I'm inclined to agree.

[Don't you hate when the robots are also perverts, Jim? Isn't it wrong?]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Good thing I didn't turn old too or else this would never work out.

[No way, all robots should be perverts.]

[truth_is_cold]

Upon recollection, I regret not getting to know your mother better.

[The robot is terrible and ruins everything.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[brb Kirk just threw up in his mouth]

She's out of your league.

[truth_is_cold]

[Then victory is had!] Probably.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I also don't take after her at all. [Meaning she doesn't have casual sex and if she does, Kirk doesn't want to know.]

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Things, indeed...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We used to do some fun things together.

Slaps on some green paint...

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Not all things need remain in the past.

unf unf unf

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll come reminisce with you soon.

SHEGO'S NEW STEP-MOTHER

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Excellent timing, Captain... I can provide you a tour of my newly-returned private quarters.

You have Kirk's permission to beat her

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm curious to find out where they went before.

Knowing Atia, she probably would do - whip and all...

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

You might have better luck asking my caretaker.

It's nothing she doesn't deserve

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

On second thought, not really that curious.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Can't say I blame you.