captain_jtkirk

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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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Says the person who was tied up when I woke up in their bed.

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~~Someone tried to kidnap m~~

~~What is that even~~

Query: Relevance?

You have your kinks, I have mine.

Define "kinks".

Edited 2011-08-12 03:24 (UTC)

Do you have a long time?

Q

Wh

What's that supposed to mean?

I need like an hour to do kinky sex justice.

[O________O OH USER WHAT THE FUCK]

Kinky sex.

Users are gross AND terrible.

Don't knock it before you try it.

No! Viruses do that!

And viruses are..?

Viruses! Computer viruses!

They put parts of each other in each other to make MORE viruses!

Just like Users! It's GROSS.

Right. I haven't heard that metaphor before.

What does that make you?

[The sulkiest text in THE WORLD:]

A Program.

It is NOT a metaphor. They do that.

I believe you. People and viruses are all gross.

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Text. DONT KNOCK BEFORE YOU TRY

Text. RINZLER IS TWELVE. WHAT IS THIS. D:

Text. YOU CAN BE A PERV AT 12. KIRK WAS

Text. RINZLER IS SO FAR OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF NOT-PERV I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A METAPHOR.

Text. RINZLER YOUR LIFE IS LAME

Text. NO IT'S NOT. D:

Text. IT KINDA IS

Text. WELL YOUR FACE IS LAME.

Text. YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Text. NO :|

Text. Mean :C

Text. You people hurt his brain; you deserve it. :c

Text. You're the crazy one here.

Text. No I'm not. :c I'm the only sane one left.

Text. No you sound insane :|