captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm

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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-12 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Marriage no ew :|]

I guess that depends on a lot of things.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
It depends on whether they will accept your hand, it is true.
Edited 2011-08-13 02:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Or if they can put up with the other woman in my life.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
A man ought not to have more than one woman in his life.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
She's a demanding lady, my Enterprise.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
That is a most fine name. But it she not offended by your attempts at dalliances?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She gets jealous, sure. But she knows that I'll always come back to her in the end.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, that is a poor way to treat a lady.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She's also kind of a starship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
This is a term of endearment?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. She really is a starship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
A starship as the barge is?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You could make that rough estimation. My girl is a much better place to live.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
This is not your woman, sir. It is a ship.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
She's the only woman I ever plan on sticking with til I die. So it still counts.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
A man cannot marry a ship.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You clearly have never seen this ship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
It is impossible. No priest would undertake such a ceremony.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I could find someone. The galaxy is a large place.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not large enough to find such a priest.