captain_jtkirk: (I'll do it in three)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-08-11 07:07 pm

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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, that is a poor way to treat a lady.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She's also kind of a starship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
This is a term of endearment?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. She really is a starship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
A starship as the barge is?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You could make that rough estimation. My girl is a much better place to live.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
This is not your woman, sir. It is a ship.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
She's the only woman I ever plan on sticking with til I die. So it still counts.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
A man cannot marry a ship.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You clearly have never seen this ship.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
It is impossible. No priest would undertake such a ceremony.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I could find someone. The galaxy is a large place.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not large enough to find such a priest.