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I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

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You need to take a course in Earth slang.

'Cougared' is slang?

Slang for this younger man is looking to get with a hot older woman. [HEY YOU'RE OLDER C:]

[She'll kill you. :| BREACHES IS AS FAR AS IT GOES.] Your lack of shame would impress a Vulcan.

Is it impressing you right now?

[Dry dry dry:] Extremely.

[He's kidding to. Or else this would be so private. But giving Trip a heart attack is fun.]

You know, some places on Earth encourage one last romp in the sack with someone before your wedding.

[She might like seeing him defensive. It makes up for that crap with Corporal Cole. :c]

Fortunately, we're not on Earth.

[Any time Kirk can be of service!]

We can still honor other cultures here.

And we intend honor Earth military customs when we ask you to officiate for us.

... are you serious? [HIS FIRST WEDDING YAY]

Quite. [YOU'RE WELCOME. Don't fuck it up too badly.]

[I WOULD NEVER]

Does it still count if I'm from your future?

It will count here.

Can I be godfather if you have kids?

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...Perhaps. [Kids. :c]

[Ah fuck, he actually knows about Elizabeth. BAD IDEA]

So when's the happy day?

Now that you've agreed, perhaps we'll pick one.

You don't even have a date set?

No.

You should maybe get on that.

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Guess this is a bad time to remind you we're gettin' married, right?

I love weddings. There's always women at weddings.

Focus on ones who aren't the bride at this one. [He loves you Jim, but no. :|]

She's not married yet. [He's kidding :c]

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