.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

Comments

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

I think Prefect is the one to ask.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... seriously?

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's got an entire inventory, from what I understand.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That secretive bastard.

Thank you, Kahlan. I just don't know what I'd do without you.

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. And you'd probably do just fine.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, that's a total lie. I would just die of boredom and ignorance.

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

You flatter so well.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's the Kirk charm. I was born this way.

[autistic-genius.livejournal.com]

Uh, if a pen and paper will do, I can offer that...

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure he's too damn picky for that, but I'll ask.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I sold all my parchment already. I could feasibly make some new parchment, but it'd take a few days. I have normal paper though, and normal pens, and some ink if he's okay with that?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You sold it? To who?

I have the feeling that he won't be okay with that. So find me some parchment. I saved the world in this shirt. Doesn't that entice you to work faster at all?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Sorry Comrade. Client confidentiality.

It's just going to be covered in that stuff again! I should really ask for a clean shirt instead this time.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What? Seriously? Even against your own warden?

You don't save the world and keep your shirt in pristine clean condition! That thing has special value. And you can't have any of my other ones. I'm fondly attached to them.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You're not my Warden, Brother.

How come you're not attached to the one you saved the world in then? And who will ever buy your disgusting clothes off me?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

But I am your best friend. From your mouth.

Because I didn't save the world in command gold and I'm highly attached to that color.

I'm James Fucking Kirk. Ask around. People know me. People will always want to buy weird things if it belongs to a celebrity.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were my best friend.

...Wait, did I? I don't think I said you were my best friend.

Anyway, I'm not accepting any more dirty clothes off you.

He's so lying here.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You did. You called me your very best friend. It warmed my heart, it really did.

Then what do you want for the stuff?

[bythe_books]

Could you at least try to pretend to be a grown up and refrain from calling my Inmate a "bitch"?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How old are you again, Sam?

[bythe_books]

Oh, I can see this going new and exciting places.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If someone's told you before that you have no sense of humor and seem to have been born without the ability to have fun... why haven't you just thrown yourself off the side of the ship yet?

[bythe_books]

This isn't about fun. It's a job.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you can't have fun at your job, then what's the point of having it?

[bythe_books]

Keeping people safe. Helping them. It's not a game.