.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

Comments

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I don't sell anything second rate. Trust me.

I'll have some new paper made up by tomorrow, Comrade. I can come bye whenever is convenient to exchange things for you?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't really have any plans for tomorrow so how about you come around at 1500 hours?

Can I wheedle a bottle of wine out of you too?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Sorry Comrade, I don't have any wine in stock.

...You can have a bottle of gin?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Whatever. It seems as though your Warden doesn't believe in fair trade, so I have to rescind my offer or he'll throw a hissy fit.

How's about a blanket for the normal paper and a pen?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Imagine a heavy sigh.]

You should have just made it private in the first place.

a blanket's fine.

[And lo, the communication embargo comes down.]