captain_jtkirk | .009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

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.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

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But I am your best friend. From your mouth.

Because I didn't save the world in command gold and I'm highly attached to that color.

I'm James Fucking Kirk. Ask around. People know me. People will always want to buy weird things if it belongs to a celebrity.

Edited 2009-06-13 05:59 (UTC)

I didn't say you were my best friend.

...Wait, did I? I don't think I said you were my best friend.

Anyway, I'm not accepting any more dirty clothes off you.

You did. You called me your very best friend. It warmed my heart, it really did.

Then what do you want for the stuff?

You're lying, and even if you weren't lying I still wouldn't tell you. It's a confidentiality issue, Comrade. I can't just tell you these things.

I want clean clothes.

Why do you want all of my clothes?

I just want something with some kind of value to anyone who isn't you!

Well, you can't have my clothes anymore. Unless you want me to run around half dressed, in which case, all you had to do was ask.

Then you can't have my parchment, ink, or potential future quill pens.

I've got a phaser. You want that?

...

What's a phaser?

A gun, basically. You can't tell me someone won't be interested in that.

...

Seriously?

Okay, I'll give you whatever you want for a gun.

The parchment, ink and quills. I don't want anything second rate.

I don't sell anything second rate. Trust me.

I'll have some new paper made up by tomorrow, Comrade. I can come bye whenever is convenient to exchange things for you?

I don't really have any plans for tomorrow so how about you come around at 1500 hours?

Can I wheedle a bottle of wine out of you too?

Sorry Comrade, I don't have any wine in stock.

...You can have a bottle of gin?

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No. You are absolutely NOT giving a gun to an Inmate. How BLOODY incompetent are you?! Even if you think that's a joke, even if you're not really going to give it to him, don't you EVER offer a gun to Prefect again.

Edited 2009-06-14 15:47 (UTC)

Relax, cupcake. It doesn't even work. It's a piece of space junk. If Scotty couldn't fix it, then I really doubt that Prefect will be able to make it functional.

Prefect may not be able to, but we do have a megalomaniacal alien here that can.

Really. Does Prefect know about this alien?

Yes, and he'll trade with him, because as you've no doubt discovered, he'll trade with anybody.

Nope. Fresh out.

Ain't what you just said.

I have one but it's in the middle of negotiations. So it's spoken for and I haven't got any after that.

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He's so lying here.

Prefect thinks he'd remember that!

Damnit. Seen through his clever rouse

Prefect's a crafty one!

He's looking to be shot.

He clearly is!

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Private - JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T SEE THIS EARLIER.

Private - Calm down, Sammy, it's alll part of the plan

Private - You should have maybe uhhhh TALKED TO HIM first so he wouldn't spazz

Private - But he likes to make you squirm too

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