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.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

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The Master has about nine centuries on me and my mum.

The Master? Really? That's the alien's name?

As to the other point: time travel.

I know, it's utterly ridiculous.

I'm more than acquainted with time travel, and I really don't think that's the reason.

Hm. That's odd. We have more in common then I thought.

Er... we do?

Time travel fucked up my whole life, no thanks to that pointy eared bastard and his little Romulan friend.

~~Well, that explains a lot.~~

A car did it for me.

I'm tempted to ask, since I'm pretty sure cars don't carry devices that rip through the space-time continuum.

I don't know... I was hit by a car and woke up thirty-three years in the past.

Hm. In the words of my pointy eared bastard; fascinating.

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