.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you going to spank me too, Daddy?

[bythe_books]

Your maturity is positively dazzling.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Someone's gotta balance you out. Think of me like the yin to your yang.

[bythe_books]

My last yin actually got good results at his job.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So he was able to get you laid? Where can I find him, because it seems to be critical issue again.

[bythe_books]

Funnily enough, we were too busy catching murderers and drug dealers to worry about that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're not chasing them now and your stress level seems to have reached a critical point anyway.

You should take a vacation.