captain_jtkirk: (body swap - fml.)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-05 09:41 pm
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.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.
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[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Admiral? No, of course not- you're not...

Jim? [He sounds like he's hoping that won't be right at all]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Old Jim. Jim who just lost 25 or so years of his life to some sadistic asshole.

...

Who are you?

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ it is you.

It's me you idiot, McCoy.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
....

Bones, you're a girl Vulcan.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Why thank you Captain state the goddamn obvious, you have anymore gems to share? Maybe the world is round or the Earth sky is blue, I don't know, surprise me.

And don't get any god damned ideas while you're at it.

:c

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Dead dead dead

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DEAD DEAD DEAD

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with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh God the sarcasm, can you smell it?]

Perhaps you should see the doctor.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
That better be slang for let's have sex to cheer me up about my suddenly grey hair.
with_discipline: (Bones; Loki you are DEAD)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

I find it ironic that you managed to switch with your other self.

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Oh Jim.

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Eh, definitions may vary.

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:P

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have a whiny teen

[identity profile] teenfanger.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh! I know what you mean about old age! I like gained twenty pounds since this swap. It's gross!

YAY WHINING

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

I look down at myself... and my gag reflex says hi.

yay meeting new ppls!

[identity profile] teenfanger.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean. This body is so frail and slow. Also...chubbier. Okay, that's being mean, it's in good enough shape, but still. I've aged three damn decades.

I am... well, not at the moment... Jessica Hamby. Nice to write with you under such wonderful circumstances.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's like me and you are in the same shitty pot.

Jim Kirk.

Captain James Kirk. I'm currently in my older counterpart's body.

[identity profile] teenfanger.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Not entirely, there's a few minor differences, but yeah. Close enough.

Kirk, Kirk... That sounds so damn familiar. I can't figure out why, but it does.

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awwwkward

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gimmethemap: (david-flood)

[personal profile] gimmethemap 2009-10-06 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I think someone's exaggerating just a little bit.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
The old me right? Not like, physically old but the me I'm supposed to be?
gimmethemap: (david-flood)

[personal profile] gimmethemap 2009-10-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
If you're that little shit that helped Han and Jack take the helm, then yes.

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Private/Voice

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[No response yet, just insane gleeful laughter in Howie's voice]

Private/Voice

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're a bitch, Shego.]

Private/Voice - a little while later

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)


Okay, okay, okay. I'm good. I'm a guy and I have a lame accent, but I'm good. Kinda concerned that Braveheart is gonna use my body to destroy the Barge, but he doesn't seem entirely stupid.

Private/Voice - he is firmly ignoring your laughter

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You should still keep an eye on him.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

You need anything, Jimmy? Arthritis meds? A warm bath? Fuzzy slippers?
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