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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-05 09:41 pm
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.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.
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with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

THAT IS CLEARLY HER LOVABLE TRAIT.

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

I do not know how.

If by lovable, you mean worst

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You leave the g's off of some of your words and stretch your vowels and use cute phrases like 'darn tooting' and 'golly gee Molly McGee'
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

Eh, definitions may vary.

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
A member of our crew was from Florida; he certainly never used phrases like that.

:P

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
He wasn't from the real South then cause Bones says that all the time.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
The real South? Florida is one of the southern most states. Is the doctor - who I presume is 'Bones' - from Texas?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
He's from Georgia.

The real South.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
There are areas further south than Georgia. How is it 'real?'

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a geographical thing. It's a culture thing.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...I see.

Still, I've not heard the doctor say things like that.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't been around him long enough.
with_discipline: (Bones; Loki you are DEAD)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Or you have a strange penchant for lying.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
That wounds me.

Why would I ever have lie about my best friend?
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have no proof that you wouldn't lie.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Which is akin to lying.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
You still haven't said anything in a Southern accent.
with_discipline: (Bones; Loki you are DEAD)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know what to say.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
'Damnit, Jim' is a favorite of Bones's.

And I'm a doctor not a... everything else in existence.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I believe it's entirely the point.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
The point is to use a Southern accent. The fact that I prompted you with his common phrases just means I don't know any other Southern people.
with_discipline: (M; We agreed never to talk about that.)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, we are not familiar with the same Southern accents.
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