captain_jtkirk | .027 - whiny mcwhinypants

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God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

He's from Georgia.

The real South.

There are areas further south than Georgia. How is it 'real?'

It's not a geographical thing. It's a culture thing.

...I see.

Still, I've not heard the doctor say things like that.

You haven't been around him long enough.

Or you have a strange penchant for lying.

That wounds me.

Why would I ever have lie about my best friend?

I have no proof that you wouldn't lie.

I might exaggerate.

Which is akin to lying.

You still haven't said anything in a Southern accent.

I wouldn't know what to say.

'Damnit, Jim' is a favorite of Bones's.

And I'm a doctor not a... everything else in existence.

I am not Bones.

That is beside the point.

I believe it's entirely the point.

The point is to use a Southern accent. The fact that I prompted you with his common phrases just means I don't know any other Southern people.

Unfortunately, we are not familiar with the same Southern accents.