captain_jtkirk | .027 - whiny mcwhinypants

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God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

I have no proof that you wouldn't lie.

I might exaggerate.

Which is akin to lying.

You still haven't said anything in a Southern accent.

I wouldn't know what to say.

'Damnit, Jim' is a favorite of Bones's.

And I'm a doctor not a... everything else in existence.

I am not Bones.

That is beside the point.

I believe it's entirely the point.

The point is to use a Southern accent. The fact that I prompted you with his common phrases just means I don't know any other Southern people.

Unfortunately, we are not familiar with the same Southern accents.