.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

[captain_jtkirk]

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

Comments

have a whiny teen

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Ugh! I know what you mean about old age! I like gained twenty pounds since this swap. It's gross!

YAY WHINING

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

I look down at myself... and my gag reflex says hi.

yay meeting new ppls!

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. This body is so frail and slow. Also...chubbier. Okay, that's being mean, it's in good enough shape, but still. I've aged three damn decades.

I am... well, not at the moment... Jessica Hamby. Nice to write with you under such wonderful circumstances.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's like me and you are in the same shitty pot.

Jim Kirk.

Captain James Kirk. I'm currently in my older counterpart's body.

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Not entirely, there's a few minor differences, but yeah. Close enough.

Kirk, Kirk... That sounds so damn familiar. I can't figure out why, but it does.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We Kirks are a pretty famous family.

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

How so? I got that nagging feeling I know the name, but the answer eludes me.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Captaining starships and saving lots of people in the process.

had to check teh 4th wall. yup, still in place. *smash!*

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Starshi--Oh! From that... space movie. Star...Wars..no, wait, that's not it. The other Star thing... oh! Trek! Now I remember where I heard your name. Star Trek was in theaters where I'm from.

imagine the flattest and most dead tone in his word

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... what?

and then she realizes her mistake

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

Oh.. um. Nothing! I probably shouldn't have said that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

awwwkward

[teenfanger.livejournal.com]

You're... from... a movie. I think. Umm... yeah. But I could be wrong! In fact, I probably am!