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James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-10-05 09:41 pm
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.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad that my weak heart and old knees amuse you.

The offer for sex still stands.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't recall the admiral complaining of either.

As a human, I don't believe it's necessary for me to control my impulses so strictly.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
He's probably too senile to notice.

... is that a yes?
with_discipline: (Bones; Loki you are DEAD)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
That is unlikely.

This is inappropriate.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I asked.

C'mon, don't you want to test out those human hormones?
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
As I hope Doctor McCoy will respect my body for the duration of this....swapping, I fully intend to respect his.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I have more faith in his restraint than yours, Captain.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I bet your PADD thought the same thing.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
That is hardly comparable.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have a special talent for getting Vulcans all riled up.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't a talent I'd advise you perfecting.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably too late for that.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say that.

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Oh Jim.

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Eh, definitions may vary.

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:P

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What?

I'm old and I'm lonely.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Let me remind you I can kick your ass right now.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Threatening to beat up an old man is really doctor like of you.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
You bring out the best in me.
with_discipline: (Bones; Loki you are DEAD)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
As much as I find myself liking the sound of that, it would be inadvisable.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I nearly cracked your PADD in two I have to agree with you.
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[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
What did you do to my PADD?

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get yourself riled, it's fine. Just a little... dented.
with_discipline: (Bones; Can't manage lineface oh god)

[personal profile] with_discipline 2009-10-06 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
...Dented.

It's still functioning?

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2009-10-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I told you it's fine! You'll see for yourself.
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