.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

[captain_jtkirk]

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have a special talent for getting Vulcans all riled up.

[with_discipline]

That isn't a talent I'd advise you perfecting.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's probably too late for that.

[with_discipline]

I wouldn't say that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen me around Spock.

[with_discipline]

Your First Officer or your tribble?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My First Officer.

Don't get me wrong, he's a brilliant Vulcan to work with and I'm glad to have him on my crew. We just disagree over a lot of things.

[with_discipline]

That is to be expected. Captain Archer and I used to disagree quite frequently.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh well, then I don't feel as bad.

[with_discipline]

You rely too heavily on sarcasm, Captain.

Lol more sarcasm.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No one ever taught me proper Standard.

Oh Jim.

[with_discipline]

You make me fear for the future of the Coalition.

It is a strange sensation.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You fear having fun and having geniuses in command?

You Vulcans are odd creatures.

[with_discipline]

You don't seem to take much pride in displaying it. Perhaps you should speak with Loki: I think you'll find your definitions of fun to be quite similar.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think that taking advice on fun from a Vulcan would be illogical as doing something just for the fun of it is against your teachings.

[with_discipline]

I wasn't aware you were interested in studying Surak's teachings. Your paltry studies on the issue seem to be in need of an update.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh I have no doubt that they do, and I think it'd be interesting to learn but I think it's sort of rude to sit someone down and ask them to explain themselves because their culture utterly baffles me sometimes and learning it from a non-Vulcan is just second rate.

[with_discipline]

I can see why you and Spock would disagree. How unfortunate for him.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think he's just a sore loser cause I beat his test and got him to relinquish command because he was too emotionally compromised.

[with_discipline]

Do you understand what it is to emotionally compromise a Vulcan?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's watching your planet be destroyed because of something else that hadn't even happened yet.

[with_discipline]

[Fff, okay. She wasn't expecting that and is stumbling over her words a bit.] That isn't - what I--

It is dangerous. We are not an emotionless people, Captain, being emotionally compromised means we pose a danger to those around us.

Kirk wins at confusing Vulcans!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then it's a good thing that I forced him to step down, before we lost every planet in the Federation, now isn't it?

She doesn't wanna give him a prize :|

[with_discipline]

You are insufferable.

GDI HE WANTS THE PRIZE

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're sounding more and more like Bones now.