captain_jtkirk | .027 - whiny mcwhinypants

Admiral? No, of course not- you're not...

Jim? [He sounds like he's hoping that won't be right at all]

Old Jim. Jim who just lost 25 or so years of his life to some sadistic asshole.

...

Who are you?

Jesus Christ it is you.

It's me you idiot, McCoy.

....

Bones, you're a girl Vulcan.

Oh really? Why thank you Captain state the goddamn obvious, you have anymore gems to share? Maybe the world is round or the Earth sky is blue, I don't know, surprise me.

And don't get any god damned ideas while you're at it.

....

Can I see her naked?

Sure, break out the wine- of course you can't you idiot! Lord almighty, I'm getting too old for this. These Vulcans, damnit Jim, they're like ticking time bombs.

Sex usually relaxes people, you know.

So does choking me. But... I'd prefer you don't. You might break one of my brittle old man bones.

And wouldn't you love for the Admiral to have to deal with that.

God damnit... where are you anyway?

I'm closeted away as the real world is too fast paced for me now.

Oh shut up will you, and don't do anything stupid.

Will you euthanize me?

It's what you do to old people, right? When they're useless.

[have something very close to a growl.] You-

[and several moments of calming the fuck down. god damn Vulcans. god damn T'Pol and Spock and other Spock- lord] Handle it your damned self.

Okay, pal. Good to know that you won't like me in 25 years.

[McCoy was mad, the kind of 'seeing red' anger he had certainly felt before though never quite as intense. He had always been emotional, hell he wore his heart on his god damned sleeve if someone was clever enough to look for it. For the first time since the destruction of Vulcan McCoy empathized with Spock- though he couldn't help bu be frightened at just how deeply the Vulcan's emotions apparently ran.

He made it to Jim's cabin, barging in to glare at Jim- older Jim- trying to regulate the hot surge of anger. He had to believe despite all this he could never truly hurt Jim, that as a friend and as a god damned doctor he had that control. It didn't stop him from wanting to slap the idiot into next tuesday.]

I need a drink but Vulcan's don't process alcohol the same way. [He growled in T'Pol's voice.]

[Kirk startles a little bit when Bones appears in his room, and really, he should be used to this by now. The doctor does it like every other damn week.]

"... she's hotter than I thought she'd be when she's pissed," [he comments idly.]

[McCoy glowers at him, closing the door behind him and stepping further in with the kind of awkward movement of someone uncomfortable with the body they're in.]

I never thought I'd love the idea of cold, hard logic so much.

"What do you want me to do about it?"

Stop being a jackass for one. [He spat right back.]

"Have you seen me? I'd rather be a Vulcan female a hundred times over."

Can I see Bones naked?

Absolutely not.

Pretty please?

Sequestering yourself from the world entails silence.

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His priorities are so in line.

you are getting nerve pinched so fast

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