.027 - whiny mcwhinypants

[captain_jtkirk]

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

Comments

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

You need anything, Jimmy? Arthritis meds? A warm bath? Fuzzy slippers?

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't you whatever me. If he damages something because you decided not to help him, then I'm holding you responsible.

I know you're taunting me but fuzzy slippers would be great.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Look, I gave him Destructive Powers 101, okay? He's stressed out enough as it is, and me breathing down his neck isn't gonna help. Trust me. I went through this too, and I had the minor disadvantage of being twelve.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Just be supportive then. It can't be too hard.

Private/Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Fine. Quit worrying, I hear stress is a major cause of premature death in the seriously elderly.

Private/Voice

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not premature when you're this old. It's your time to go.