captain_jtkirk | .027 - whiny mcwhinypants

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God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

I prefer to be called that smart bastard that commandeered the barge.

Well that would be making undue assumptions about your mother's familiarity with your father before you were conceived, right?

As my father died the day I was born, who really knows what their relationship was like anyway.

Just so we're clear.