.013 - lol he still didn't miss you Barge

[captain_jtkirk]

So.

What'd you crazy kids get up to while I was gone?

Shego, you can stop sticking your Kirk shaped voodoo doll with pins now.

Comments

Private/Written/Drunk

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

what

come and make me

Private/Written/Not Drunk

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[DADDY IS DISPLEASED WITH YOU IMMEDIATELY]

Are you drunk?

Private/Written/Still Drunk

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

little bit.

SPAM YEY

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[KNOCK KNOCK GUESS WHO.]

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Haven't you had enough of him? Everyone gets sick of Kirk after like five days. And so he has to comment as much.]

"You not sick of me yet?"

Re: SPAM

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

[She's spent long periods with Han before; she doesn't really get sick of people.]

[With a bright smile:] Not quite.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

You know, Jim, we can manage without you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Shocking. I'm re-examining my entire life meaning right now.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Why are you so hateful?

[thatsmyspot.livejournal.com]

...Captain Kirk?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That would be me.

[thatsmyspot.livejournal.com]

It is an honor to meet you, sir. Are you the original or the rebooted Captain Kirk?

[commander-spock.livejournal.com]

[And from somewhere aboard the alternate Enterprise, Spock and company are just a tad bewildered.]

Jim. [Stated like a "trying to get someone's attention" and not a question.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Spock? [That is a question.]

[commander-spock.livejournal.com]

You are considerably younger. I am to assume I am not interfering with any timelines.

[original_fine]

What?

Oh.

there used to be a TOS Kirk here. SO HE RECOGNIZES YOU.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh not you again.

[cisskabob]

Kirk! Welcome back!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey you, you old yet?

[with_discipline]

Welcome back, Captain. You've returned at an odd time.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm gathering that.

You doing okay, T'Pol?

[who-this-is.livejournal.com]

We're here to steal your pornography and sodomise our vast imaginations.

You will assist with this.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That sounds fantastic. I wish you a lot of luck with it.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

It's probably better you missed the blackout. How would we have played MASH without any light?

[winks]

Glad you're back, Captain.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think something in my quarters can light up without being powered by the Barge.

Thanks, Claire.